you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
How external is "for external use only"?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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