Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
