who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
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On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
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Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
tell me about the fingering
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