another moral hangover. fuck.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
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