Midget sex pt 2 tonight
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
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This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
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The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
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