Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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