my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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