Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
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about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
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I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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