i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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