lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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