question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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