come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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