i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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