I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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