At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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