how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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