So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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