Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
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Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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