my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
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At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
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Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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