wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
ok first of all what the fuck
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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