Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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