escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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