I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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