he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
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