Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
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It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
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That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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