We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
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