I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
if only i could text you this smell
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
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reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
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Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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