doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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