We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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