god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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