it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
birth control should be required to get into college
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it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
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Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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