he wants to bone in the snuggie
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
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The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
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Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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