these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
This toilet bowl is my home.
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