Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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