I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
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He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
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It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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