My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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