my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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