Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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