I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
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THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
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I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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