Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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