Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
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I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
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I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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