I need help removing her.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
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I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
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You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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