There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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