The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
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did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
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It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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