I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I know her cup size but not her name....
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