Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
