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• (212): View more from New York

  so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars

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  wait nvm its a dude

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• (315): View more from New York

  Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.

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