White coat. Heels.
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
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i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
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My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success