they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
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FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
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I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow