weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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