So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Randomize
