Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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