Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
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i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
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So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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