O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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