Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
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