last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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