I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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