he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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