I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
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this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
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Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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