She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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