i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
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Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.