so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
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Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
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I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"