I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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