So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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